(according to my godson)
GS: Where are you going?
H: To see my friends!
GS: You have friends?
H: Yes! You think I dont have friends?
GS: Yeah!
H: Why don’t I have friends?
GS:Because you’re bald!
<5matthewdub> ended by your own offspring. merciless
<selflathing> not mine, thankfully - i’m just honorary uncle
<5matthewdub> WERE an uncle. NOW become a restless shade
<selflathing> business unfinished until i reactivate the follicles