<soundrotator> Mocktails are just “what if you took beverages seriously”
In my mocktail era
They are not “virgin cocktails” they are chad beverages
<selflathing> boozecels vs spritz rotators
i am always somewhat outraged that they’re charging $11 for fancy juice though
<sonikudzu> for me it depends on the contents of the juice
if they have to have a variety of exotic, perishable ingredients on hand to make me a beautiful mixture of them, or if they have to do something by hand(eg crush herbs or toast spices), then it seems fair
<selflathing> yeah sure. but often it’s soda with a dash of bitters and a flower, and i’m incensed
at least do the dance with the shaker damnit