don’t make me go viral. everyone stop reading my stuff! i’m writing it for me, not you!
my tweets are meant to be liked only by my beloved mutuals, not thousands of random people. if you are not one of the chosen few, you may admire my tweets, but please do so from a distance. keep it to yourself
ABSOLUTELY do not reply to them, are you kidding me???
this is a private museum of odd little curios, yet every now and then a pack of tourists shows up out of nowhere, pressing their grubby faces up against the windows